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| December 12, 2006, 8:13pm |
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A donkey behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me
It is a murder you can describe in a word |
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| LB |
| December 12, 2006, 8:25pm |
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| music313 |
| December 12, 2006, 8:35pm |
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| LB |
| December 12, 2006, 8:56pm |
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You walk into a very unusual clothing store. The owner charges $3 for a tie, $3 for a hat, and $5 for a shirt. How much would a jacket cost? |
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| music313 |
| December 12, 2006, 9:50pm |
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$6??? because theres six letters in jacket? |
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| LB |
| December 13, 2006, 9:59pm |
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correct...................well done...your turn.. |
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| music313 |
| December 14, 2006, 3:11am |
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response? |
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| sillygostly |
| December 14, 2006, 8:19am |
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"Neither. You unplug the drain, whackjob!"  |
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| Dara |
| December 14, 2006, 9:50am |
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Yeah lol you unplug it |
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| music313 |
| December 14, 2006, 1:13pm |
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lol yep!  |
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| sillygostly |
| December 14, 2006, 6:21pm |
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Well there's a first. I successfully solved a riddle lolll. Yaay! *dances around*  What do you call two fruit in love? |
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| December 14, 2006, 6:44pm |
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| sillygostly |
| December 16, 2006, 6:26pm |
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You know it. What did Cupid say to Aphrodite? |
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| coctosan |
| December 16, 2006, 7:30pm |
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Quoted from Sillygostly
What did Cupid say to Aphrodite?
Hello Mother? |
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| sillygostly |
| December 17, 2006, 2:30pm |
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"Let's make love!" |
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