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Can somebody with a law degree please explain to me how the f*** the jury is deadlocked in this case?

And while you’re at it can someone please explain to me how the f*** a case about whether or not someone had a California license goes to a jury?

I know there’s a bunch of confusion about where her primary residence was, etc, etc, but OMG do you know how much a jury trial costs tax-payers? And we’re doing this to decide whether or not Britney — who was a licensed driver — had her damn license in the correct state?

Because I’d just like to let it be known that I parked illegally this weekend. So we should probably convene the United Nations. Just an FYI.

NO WONDER OUR ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING.