Okay so inbetween Biggest Loser ad's i watched some Home and Away - what is going on?

Amandas (pretend) upset because Graham is dead - im assuming that means she gets no money with her accusing Kit of murder. Now seeing as he was in a coma in my last channel flick over im assuming some life support system was turned off??

Alf is in jail (still waiting on his alien abduction) - what did alf do that was so bad?? im guessing josh is to blame seeing as hes always looking so smug

Im quite happy that Flynn is finally dead

Is kim seeing that doctor girl yet?

Leah lose her baby and dan? did we work out why peter is stalking her?

Can cassie be any more tanned?

Ok.

Amanda is angry because one of the Hunters turned the life support machine off, therefore her husband died within 3 months of their marriage and she gets nothing because she signed a post-nup that said that if he died in 3 months, she got nothing (just to prove to the Hunters she wasn't a golddigger).

Alf is in jail because he supposedly commit fraud - taking money from the Surf Clubs acount and transferred it into his own. However, it was Josh who did this. He is also in trouble because he was charged for assault - punching Josh.

Kim isn't seeing Dr Rachel yet but will be this week.

And Leah lost the baby, and Peter might not be stalking her - he is working on some kind of special project that nobody knows about that requires photos of her Not only does he have a Leah file, but he has a Kim one, too.

And no, i dont think Cassie could get anymore tanned

Ooooh but wait!  Tonight Amanda has found a way to get her hands on the money!  The will reading was tonight and surprise surprise there is ANOTHER will that makes the pre-nup null and void.  Can't wait for tomorrow night lol!

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...Alf is in jail (still waiting on his alien abduction)...

Okay, wait the minute. So that I'm reading it right, Alf is actually in Summer Bay, right?

Nice one. The Alf in Summer Bay has however not come from space, and has also been on our tv screens non-stop for the last god knows how long - must be flamin' nearly 20 years. Unlike the alien Alf who wasn't funny and died a natural death many years ago.

I reckon Cassie should try one of those tanning machines.

Robbie turned off the machine (good on him). Maybe Amanda will turn it into an episode of Weekend at Bernies, and Graham will "come back to life". It's about time someone turned off Amanda's machine. It's starting to become a bit of a joke. She is the weakest link and needs to take the walk of shame - cue Cornelia.

It was also a joke that Alf went to jail becasue of the flamin mongrel Josh West. Love his photos on the wall in his office! The sooner he and project 41 go "west" the better. Surely enough people know about it now.

Taking photos and not stalking? That's a good one. If I took photos at the girl's soccer game I would be arrested!

When is Kim going to jump Dr Rachel? They were on fire the other day and then she pulled the pin. Just go with it woman - oops it's only a soap opera. Just all seems like real life so much.......................not.

yeah and now the whole Zoe thing is rearing it ugly head again and Peter looks to have something to do with it.

Thanks for all the updates

Zoe's back?? i thought she died - not that that matters in home and away. In my channel flicking this evening noticed jack being suspicious of peter. now whats peters deal? is he looking into this whole zoe thing or is he just losing his mind? i wish he would just leave.

if zoe does come back i think she should stalk colleen - listening to her squeal would be hilarious

all i saw of home and away last night was tasha say she has a "funny" belly - she pregnant?? jonahs baby?

i hear someone kills josh this week. why?

yeah tasha has a bun in the oven and yes it is jonahs

Summer Bay is about to be rocked by a shocking development – the murder of devious town mayor Josh West! In what promises to be yet another gripping Home And Away mystery, the hunt for Josh’s killer is on after his body is discovered on the floor of his office. And it seems that almost every member of the town will find themselves under suspicion!

Good riddance Josh and his stupid goatee. Maybe John Jarratt came in and made a Wolf Creek thing of it...Bout time Rachel jumped Kym too. Now will someone get Alf out of that flamin' jail!

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Good riddance Josh and his stupid goatee. Maybe John Jarratt came in and made a Wolf Creek thing of it...Bout time Rachel jumped Kym too. Now will someone get Alf out of that flamin' jail!

reading that made me think of our australian tourism ad that has got a lot of media attension lately..i mean they should have tossed in Mick Taylor (wolf creek) and have Alf at the end with his own flamin' good old Alf quote

I quite enjoyed watching josh and his evil ways. Its always the good characters that die. Pity Amanda and her annoying voice isn't going away


I watched Wolf Creek the other night - john jarrets character was hilarious - brilliant laugh. its a pity that the overall movie wasn't the greatest

speaking of wolf creek for a brief minute..(i know this is meant to be about tv shows) i was a bit underwhelmed at the fact that the movie had gotten a R rating and other than a couple of bits that made you go ewww i didn't think the rating really went with the movie..i have seen more m15+ movies that had a lot more in the eww and spooky and all that factor than wolf creek...

anyway back to home and away..i hate amandas character..i can't stand her and i wish she had been the one to be killed off..to think she might be with the show for a long period of time is horrible

That's what can kill off a show I reckon. I mean how many things can one do and get away with them? It borders on the ridiculous sometimes. Suppose you have to remember it's just a tv show. It's like someone is on stage and the baddie comes up behind them and everyone in the ausience yells out "behind you!" and they don't see them coming. Kiddies stuff.

I missed it last night but I hope Robbie goes on a killing spree or something of all the "Believers".

a killing spree? haven't had one of them in a while - lets throw in a cyclone for dramatic effect and to top it all off we should have all the killed off characters come back as ghosts that haunt sally