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This is like Jeopardy in that I provide an answer then you provide the question, and then you provide the answer for the following poster. You can answer with an actual factual response or just make up something ridiculous for a bit of fun!
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The next poster may answer with something like: “What is Philip Ruddock’s IQ?” OR “What is the cardinal number?” then provides an answer for the following poster.
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Question "What is the silliest way to spend the first sunny day you've seen for weeks"  For the next person... Answer: 42 |
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{Q} Which US company makes expensive products that regularly crash or need to be updated?
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Q: Who was the First Lord of the Admiralty at the time of the Gallipoli Disaster.
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Q. What is one of the two basic constituents of matter?
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I'm thinking of a number between 20 & 100 ?
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I'm not sure if it is meant to be AI or I so I'll go with I
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Q . Who won the 1945 Nobel Prize for Physics?
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| October 31, 2005, 10:52am |
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Q: What is the collective name given to Alan Jones, Bob Francis and Neil Mitchell?
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Q. Who was the frontman for SLADE?
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(Q) Who is the vocal coach of Kate Dearaugo from OzIdol
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Q. What ryhmes with heart thumps in a bad 80's song?
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Q: What did the Fairy Godmother use to make a Coach for Cinderella?
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* cheesy voice*. . Q: 'Who's ya' Daddy?". 
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Q: Who do you most NOT want to wake up next to in the morning!!!!!!!!!
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| November 6, 2005, 12:37am |
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Q: How many times do men lie about their sexual exploits?
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Q: when will you find me hanging around this place? 
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A. Too often..probably while you should be working  Q Why are people so unkind? |
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Uh, I think we need to reset this game. The last answer given was "Paris" so we need a question for it.
Q) Where is the Eifel Tower located?
Ok, now I'll give an answer, and someone can create a factual or humerous question!
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I think Bsquared was a little confused.
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Q: What do you call John Howard’s crimson coloured condom?
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(Q) What was George W beleived to have said when he was told there was no WMD in Iraq.
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Q: Where would you like to put Adam Sandler on a Cruise Ship?
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Q. If you were paid for your honesty, how much would John Howard take home each week?
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Q: What is the common name for the Variola virus?
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Q: What is another name for "crocodile tears"?
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You got anything for a stuffy nose?
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Q: AND how many days leave per year do you want to give your employees.
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Q: Name the person arrested by police for lewd behaviour in a public park last week?
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Q: Who's the patsy who is now taking the flack for all the bad decisions made by Philip Ruddock when he was Imigration Minister.
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Q:. . What is another term used to describe a handy measuring instrument . . or a person who is a 'tool'? 
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Q: What is John Howard's secret name for george Bush?
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Name the title of Kim Beasleys book about how he communicated with colleauges when his mobile phone went bust?
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A: How do you feel after a short jog to the frige?
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...now you're showing your age gizmo, lol.
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What's the main river in Adelaide?
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Q: what car company manufactured the first "Beetles".
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Q : Finish this sentence. . "we all visit here because we are dedicated to . . . .?'
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Q : what Monica wishes the stain on 'The Blue Dress' really was? 
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Q: What does Lawnbowler send down once in a while to win a game.
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What do you usually spill on yourself whilst wearing a white top
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Q: What do you climb when you feel like a nut.
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Q : Sleeping Beauty should have have held out for this alternative to the 'Witches' offering?
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Q: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all..??
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after one month of abandonment. . time to kick start this thread again. .*nobody knew what trampas were* Lima Beans |
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after one month of abandonment. . time to kick start this thread again. .*nobody knew what trampas were* Lima Beans
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This is like Jeopardy in that I provide an answer then you provide the question, and then you provide the answer for the following poster. You can answer with an actual factual response or just make up something ridiculous for a bit of fun!
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What word describes many that are running our country.
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Find an alternative phrase to describe 'chokers'. 
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What do the Geelong football club need to help them find their way home?  teddy |
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Who's loyalty is rock solid no matter what he is 'stuffed' with?
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What will kids eat snot over any day?  plastic |
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What is wacko Jacko'es face made of.
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What is another term for a booger?
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What teeny bopper fad these days has nothing whatsoever to do with real music.
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You know you are in a cash strapped hospital when the operating room uses this for mess control?
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What comes out of a long, smooth bore firearm that can be a pain in the arse..
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Who is a real d**k? (hmm, I guess the answer could be ambiguous! edit: and i see the question is auto censored!)
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what does a Dixie drink out of
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What was put forward as a way of entertaining G.W. Bush next time he visits Parliament house in Canberra? 
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Whats another name for a dance at the pharmacy.
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What would be a better option for the US than George Bush and his government?
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What starts with 'Coco' and ends with 'nuts'?
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What's filled with cars, football, beer and naked women? (probably in that order too  ) EBlah! forums |
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Where do you find my favourite female?
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Where do you find my favourite female?
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What do women call Lawnbowler ??. (and it dont mean I come cheap)..lol
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Whats an anagram of Hopping it
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Howards choice for mediator in the Middle East crisis?
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These could also be low down bums
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This is like Jeopardy in that I provide an answer then you provide the question, and then you provide the answer for the following poster. You can answer with an actual factual response or just make up something ridiculous for a bit of fun...
I'll restart this with the last member's answer:-
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Q. What has millions of users worldwide ...................................................................................
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Q. An English Rock Band who's music is successfully more popular than any other in the history of music.
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Q. goes nicely with pork chops
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Q. What is the acronym for the cricket term 'leg before wicket'?
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Q. What is a good name for fictional creatures in scifi movie?
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Q....What book would you give to a young couple buying an old run down house.
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Q. What TV show do you like best on TV
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Q,,,name a town in Fulton County, New York, United States.
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Q Which WA electoral candidate had a previous job with the RFDS?
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