Loaded question the way you put it.  I'de "get all weird" but that's assuming my wife would want to go on a date with someone.  
I would get more than just weird.

Do you reckon someone can be called a star if their current means of promotion involves a win a date contest?

hrm...they would be bordering on 'has been' i would think...

is http://www.ebroadcast.com.au the first website you visit each time you go on your computer?

Yes, if ever I bump into something such as a wall, a bookshelf, or whatever I turn around and say, trying to get as many peoples attention as possible, "Careful! someone put a wall (bookshelf, or whatever) trere."  Also, if I ever trip on something, stumble, etc, on an object that wasn't very obviously "put there", or if I break something or so on, I say with the utmost confidence and in a matter of fact voice of coolness, "I meant to do that."


Can you shake it like you're gonna boogie oogie woogie till you just can't boogie no more... or words to that effect?

yes i can ...and ill look like this

did you ever get in a fight at school...as in punching, kicking, hair pulling, scratching so on and so forth?

I lost it in third grade when I was being pushed around and noticed that my body was in a differant position than it was a second ago and then it occured to me that the noise I just heard was the sound a jaw makes when it's hit with a fist.  I don't remember deciding to do it, but I had apparently taken out the class bully with a punch to the jaw.  He was carrying on again a month or two later but he didn't bother me anymore and it managed to make me the class hero so I wasn't complaining... back then it was actually worth the trouble I got into.
After that I got into a couple of physical altercations with people clearly as able and as equally matched as myself and it always ended with neither of us getting beat up but us having sense enough not to go any further.  Moving on to 7th grade and above, I talked my way out of everything I could and didn't try to throw my weight around.  I had to learn quickly that I wasn't the big kid anymore and that little kids had big friends.


Ever hit someone so hard that you reached in and pulled their heart out and then showed it to them still beating... or done one of those 5 step exploding heart things from Kill Bill... or can you nail someone in the armpits in just the right spot so that their arms are temporarily paralyzed (I can't find that spot on myself even)... or killed someone with a swift blow to the nerve where their skull hits their spin... or gouged someone's eyes out... or floated around like in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon... anything like that?

No I prefer to stir things up silently rather than fight.

Do you think this thread is too long?

No thread is too long, there is always another interesting post around the corner.


Do you find Eblah the best forum..?

actually..its the only one i visit..so yeah it is the best one!

do you smoke?

No.


Have you ever run into something in life in which you found algebra useful for?

no..not really in a 'real life' situation...but the algebra i learnt in school is helping me at uni at the moment...

how old do you think i am?

I don't know... this is a trick question... you worked for 12 years before starting Uni or something.
Okay you're 19.  You either went straight from High School to Uni or you started working when you were 7.


Don't I look young for my age?

Post a piccy,MD, then I'll let you know.



Does MD ACT his age..?