We're getting low on talent these days
Now, normally we're not ones to get personal, but certain things just have to be said. It's time we stood up, joined together, and pointed the collective long finger at those who waste our precious TV time with their lack of talent, skill, and charisma.
From talk show hosts to the actors of primetime shows, these people not only waste our time, they insult our intelligence and make us yearn for reruns of Hey Dad.
Some of these people are currently on TV, others we just don't ever want to see on the tube again. Ever. Like, ever ever.
Who do you want to just go away?
10. Anyone On Touched By An Angel One of the most annoying batch of actors (we use the term liberally) on one of the most annoying shows on TV. We'll get our daily source of cheese elsewhere, thanks.
9. Chuck Norris "Listen, up, Walker: Texas Ranger. Your movies sucked and so does your TV show." Of course we wouldn't say that to his face, but...
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8. Mark Coen Many of you may not have seen the atrocity that is Make Me Laugh on the Comedy Channel, but rest assured, if you watched it, your trigger finger would start itching at the sight of the annoying host. We'd have our own show called Make Me Die a Slow, Horrible Death.
7. and 6. The Olsen Twins No more. Please, no more. Have mercy on us. Stop the pain. Make them stay away from our beloved television.
5. Howie Mandel Howie, Howie, Howie. Who did you have to fondle to get your own talk show? We don't hate you when you do stand up, we just change the channel, so go back to what you know.
4. Jay Leno "Hi, I have a fat chin, my breath smells like Doritos, and I'm still living in Johnny Carson's shadow. Would you be on my show?"
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3. Pamela Anderson Lee The curse of the Baywatch bimbos, Pamela needs to stick with photo shoots in Playboy, where movement and talking are not required. Its called acting Pamela. You should try it some time. It's fun.
2. Bob Saget The horror. The horror. If you've ever watched Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos back to back, we fear for your sanity. Run, now, and get help.
1. MTV's Jesse Camp For the love of God, how did this ever happen? How did we fall so far from grace? May we be forgiven for our sins in the afterlife. May Jesse Camp become last year's news today.
