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| Above: the un-gratuitous boob shot
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Although "post-reduction syndrome" is not yet a clinical term, we submit that,
as more women follow the path Pam Anderson has blazed, it will become a harsh reality.
Ah, yes folks. The afterworld of breast reduction can be a frightening place.
But, unlike a lot of other shell shocked former attention-getters, Anderson seems to be making the transition rather impressively, seeming almost pleased that she no longer looks like she has two kick-balls stuck in her chest.
This week, she bore all (so to speak) on the loathsome Entertainment Tonight (the world most watched entertainment program!!) who managed to take a 20 minute interview and stretch it over two nights, Monday and Tuesday of this week.
According to the former Baywatch star, she's been thinking about the surgery for a while and is delighted with the results.
"I'm running around naked all the time now," said a bubbly Anderson. "More nakedness, I know, it's already hard for me to keep my clothes on but now…forget it." No complaints here.
Anderson just finished taping a spot on Hollywood Squares where she brought along V.I.P. co-star and hot babe with a gun, Natalie Raitano for support.
"I was on Vicodin and really spacing out so I wanted to have someone there with me," she said still seemingly zonked on the pain killer.
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| WARNING: Vicodin can cause lack of pain
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Also in the interview, she shocked the nation when she revealed that she is a "petite person" who no longer felt "right" as a large-breasted "Dolly Parton."
"I was really kinda getting self-conscious of it," she said, and denied
that medical concerns drove her to restore her breasts to their natural state.
When asked if she felt the decision would ruin her career Anderson
seemed confident men would still want to see her without any clothes on.
"Playboy is calling off the hook right now and everyone is going through
the roof."
Meanwhile, there are at least four pre-surgery episodes of V.I.P. slated to run during the May sweeps. These will, no doubt, serve as a tribute to the fake breasts formerly owned by Pamela Anderson Lee.
For those who missed the interview, the answer is no, she was not asked a la Marti Gras-style to "show us your rack."
