Thursday 7 August 1997
By eBroadcast Staff and agencies.

This item was mentioned in the on-line version of People Magazine. That’s the US version, folks, not the Australian girlie magazine. For you who don’t know, the Australian Who Magazine is the US People Magazine. Clear now?

BORN: To boxer Mike Tyson and his wife Monica Turner, a second child, a son, Tuesday at the Georgetown University Medical Center, says The Washington Post. No details given.

I’m waiting for all of the pundits to start their follow-up jokes. Things like “he’s an earful” will take on a whole new meaning. The kid will be growing up with many an “ear” joke.

I just hope Mike doesn't get too mad at him and decide to take a nibble himself.