Thursday 15 April 1999
By eBroadcast Staff and agencies.

The TV talker sure has an interesting taste in women

'Smell my finger.'

The former Mayor of Cincinnati has a way of getting around. And we’re not talking about how quickly he can get from the set of his show to the local pharmacy to buy condoms (that’s another story entirely). God love him. He knows what he wants (presumably a venereal disease of some sort), and he gets it.

The New York Daily News reported that the talk of television’s alleged romp with a porn star last year hasn't curbed his appetite for loose women. On Friday, the talk-show host partied with 1999 Pet of the Year, Nikki St. Giles. Three nights later, he swaggered into Limelight's Giger Room arm in arm with two sluts who were wearing the equivalent of a Kleenex.

This seems to beg the question: why can’t we get girls like that? The answer: we don’t have our own TV show. Damn.

Ahh, fame. It affords the other half access to moralistically devoid hotties. So, we’ll have to admire the ringleader from the outside. Even though it kills us on the inside.