In our office, when one says the word "Charisma" I don't think of magnetic charm or possessing the ability to lead people well. My mind goes elsewhere.
Specifically, to Charisma Carpenter, the more than gifted actress who plays Cordelia Chase on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Our designer, Scott Allen sent me this image and for the greater portion of the day, I've sat and starred at them wondering why she's not my girlfriend.
Seriously. I'm not that ugly. I have a job (for now). I can form a sentence out of words (when I'm sober). I'm told by girls I've dated that I'm a nice guy with good manners. I smile a lot. I can tell clean jokes on command. And I shower almost every day.
Will someone please tell me why Charisma Carpenter is not by girl friend?
Thanks in advance,
—John
P.S. In case you missed it, yesterday, I posted a lovely picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt begging you nut jobs to tell me if her breasts were real or fake because Leah insists they're fake. Every single person sided with me and said they were real except some guy named "Joe."
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