Sunday 18 April 1999
By eBroadcast Staff and agencies.

It's not a good day at daily tv if it's a day without an article about Pam's mams

Next week on Jerry Springer: 'I was Pamela Anderson's left breast!'

It wasn't one of the options in our poll, but it's actually a pretty good idea. Ripley's Believe It or Not!, that absolute freak-fest of a museum, wants to buy Pamela's implants. But Pamela isn't giving them up, and they're definitely not for sale - to anyone.

Christine Barnes, a curator for Ripley's, claims that the implants are of historical significance. The company wants to include them in the existing Hollywood exhibit, the theme of which is "To what lengths beauty?" Barnes believes the implants would make a powerful statement, although perhaps not as powerful a statement as they made protruding from Pamela's chest. The implants would have been included with other implements of beauty torture, such as foot-binding devices and corsets. Personally, we would have given them an exhibit of their own, since they've probably been featured in more wet dreams than any other lump of silicon known to man.

So now we have to wonder: If she's not selling them or giving them away, what is she going to do with them?